Guys, ever wonder why girls don’t seem particularly impressed by your “swag”? Some things are obvious. For one, no girl wants anything to do with your Aeropostale graphic t-shirts, or running shoes worn with light-washed jeans. However, while many girls have different “types”, it seems like we can all agree on certain things that are ALWAYS a turnoff.
(My top 5)
1.) When a guy doesn’t like dogs.
2.) Guys that wear tanks that reveal their nipples at the gym.
3.) Guys that own t-shirts that say things like “Cool story babe make me a sandwich” “party with sluts” “all I do is fuck and party” “Win or loose we still booze” etc.
4.) Colored wayfarer sunglasses: a clear sign a guy only listens to EDM
5.) Light-wash jeans. I literally bought an ex boyfriend a new pair of dark wash jeans because I hated his light-wash ones THAT much. If you’re doing yard work I guess it doesn’t bother me that much… but a pair of light-wash Levi jeans paired with some Timberland boots are a huge turn-off for me.
(What everyone else had to say )
7.) “Unibrow, like pluck that shit I don’t care if you’re a boy unibrows are unacceptable”- Kate (Coastal Carolina)
8.) “Adidas Sneakers,light washed jeans, baggy cargo shorts, plain chain necklaces, gross teeth, and zits that need to be popped” Amanda (Suffolk University)
9.) “Agreed with the adidas thing! A guy can be hot but then if I look down and he’s wearing Adidas or new balances or something along those lines he automatically becomes about 10x less hotter to me……idk weird but it’s true” -Kathryn (Suffolk University)
10.) “If he wears Hollister or Abercrombie and takes selfies”- Kathryn (UMASS Amherst)
11.) “Definitely selfies, HATE that, especially mirror pic selfies”- Rachel (Salem State)
12.) “I hate guys who wear polos. I don’t know why. I just think after middle school they should be burned.”- Danica (New York City)
13.) “Polo Shirts” – Alyssa (Bloomsburg University)
14.) “Basketball shorts and sweatpants like please bitch it only takes you 20 minutes to get ready at least throw on something decent” Amy (Suffolk University)
15.) “I’m gunna have to disagree with Amy. I think its hot when guys wear basketball shorts and sweats and look hot effortlessly” – Jane (Suffolk University)
16.) “Bad jeans (too short, light wash, flare, that other really weird blue color that some guys wear.) Also, I know you don’t have to wash your jeans everyday but some guys think it’s like actually fine to never change their pants once they find a pair they like, as if we like weirdly don’t notice” – Siobhan (Suffolk University)
17.) “Boogie boarding, hemp chokers, tribal tattoos (when they clearly aren’t in a tribe)” – Madison (University of California – Santa Barbara)
18.) “When guys call you ‘bro’ or ‘dude'” – Madeline (Westfield State)
19.) “Jean Jackets” -Brooke (West Chester University of Pennsylvania)
20.) “Wearing snap back hats straight forward…..ugh”- Kim (Bridgewater State)
21.) “Khaki shorts that have like 3000 pockets …WHAT DO U NEED THOSE FOR.” -Dzenita (Suffolk University)
22.) “Jean shorts…. like absolutely not”- Sarah (Suffolk University)
23.) “Coffee breath freaks me the f out // gross tongues”- Maddie (Suffolk University)
24.) “Guys who run to class”- Sydney (UMASS Boston)
25.) “Fedoras”- Molly (University of Denver)
26.) “Do I even HAVE to say fedoras or are we just assuming that one?”- Blakeley (Hofstra)
27.) “White wife beaters or white undershirts in general” – Angela (Rhode Island College)
28.) “When guys wear tshirts that are too short for them” – Skylar (Suffolk University)
29.) “Leather jackets…..dunno why” – Megan (University of Vermont)
30.) “BITING THEIR NAILS OMFG” – Nicole (Suffolk University)
31.) “Plaid shorts” – Hannah (University of South Carolina)
32.) “When they eat salad”- Catherine (Suffolk University)
33.) “Socks and shoes on the beach…like when I’m on the beach i wanna see as much skin as possible and you look like a stupid shoobie”- Chelsea (Suffolk University)
34.) “When a guy doesn’t have an iPhone” Kate (My 17 year old sister)
35.) “Puka necklaces and draw string board shorts”- Grace (University of California – Santa Barbara)
So here you go guys! Take this information and run. Ideally most of you are only guilty of one or two of these…