Advice/Opinion

Category

Share Clothes Not ____!

Being a good friend is a fairly simple job. In return, you have someone who will help you laugh when you're crying and make you a drink or pass you the bowl to soothe the pain. Don't say horrible things about your friends, and they won't talk shit about you. Tell them when they have spinach in their teeth, or if they blacked out and made out with everyone at a party. Ensure them that their ex's new bitch is nowhere near as pretty…

We're All Heartbroken Here.

We need to talk. You've been compromising your happiness for consistency. You fear if you leave you'll realize you made a mistake, lose the one you love, and be labeled "the bad guy." Despite any prior occurrences that would place blame on him/her; you know you'll be taking on the role of the villain. You consider the option of turning back, changing your mind, and settling for a bit longer. Why break a heart? Especially if that heart is yours.  You ask…

Deception, Online Dating, and "I hope he doesn't murder me."

I've always taken a ballsy approach to online dating. If I have a gut-instinct that the guy I'm taking to isn't the Craigslist killer or a "stage 5 clinger", I'll accept the free drink offer and give him an honest chance. Although I have yet to have a serious relationship with someone I've met over the internet, it isn't something I'm opposed to. A few week ago a video called "Fat Girl Tinder Date" went viral. If you haven't seen the video, the…

Date An "Undateable" Girl

There are few things I hate more than "articles" on the internet telling men which women are worthy of being in an exclusive relationship. Maybe you should "date a girl who travels", but few of us have the financial capability to live like a gypsy in Europe. Seeking out a girl who reads/writes is only good if you're looking for definitive proof she graduated elementary school. If you search "date a girl who" on Thought Catalog, you'll have a reading list…

I Don't Want A Boyfriend.

I don't want a boyfriend. This doesn't mean I want to sleep with as many guys as humanly possible until the day my Pinterest wedding board becomes a reality. I'm happily single-- not because I have the option to bring home a different guy every night of the week (without breaking a commitment to somebody else.) I don't hate men, I simply don't want to be with anyone exclusively. I often find myself infatuated with people, in passionate situations with adoring lovers…

The Guy You Shouldn't Date: The Basic Bro

"I'm a beast" he proudly declares, setting his 30 rack of Natty Light down on a table that will soon be set up for ruit. He will funnel anything he is challenged to. He prides himself on being an exceptional drunk driver. "Tits out for the boys", he begins to chant! Freshman girls blush and a crowd of guys wearing Polo Ralph Lauren collared shirts joins in the excitement. Only God can judge him, reads the tattoo he got on his 18th…

Booty-Call Etiquette

Whether you're a regular drunk-dialer or fairly cautious (with exceptions), it’s important to note that even when getting down and dirty there are a few guidelines to abide by to make your hosting experience successful. Upon arrival, offer her a drink. Personally I prefer an alcoholic beverage on most occasions, because nothing makes a late-night meet up awkward like sobering up! But even if you don't have liquor on hand, you can at least offer your guest water. If she’s…

15 Not-So-Obvious Traits Women Look For In Men.

Too often do I read articles reiderating what everyone already knows. Both men and women look for an honest, caring, astetically pleasing partner....obviously. Instead of paraphrasing everything else that is on the internet and perminently engraved in our brains, I worked with some friends to develop a list of characteristics in a 2014 bachelor that would make him increasingly eligible. So gentleman, if you feel as though you already have the whole loyalty/compassion/communication thing down; hear us out on some…

30 reasons why I swiped left on Tinder.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knEhR167nbE I asked some friends and these were some of the reasons why we would "swipe left" on Tinder. Even after 5 pictures, I have no idea what you look like. You included a mirror picture. You were shirtless and flexing in said mirror picture Gang signs Wearing sunglasses in every picture & those sunglasses happen to be colored wayfarers There is a baby in your picture, and I don't know if its yours. You don't smile with your teeth You made…

Why all guys should make a Lulu account.

[caption id="attachment_3888" align="aligncenter" width="299"] photo from venture[/caption] Ever wonder what the girls you've previously hooked up with think about you? How about whether or not you have any secret admirers? There is a way to find out. The app is called Lulu and originally it was developed only for the use of us females. Well, some things have changed and now in order to rate you guys, you must first make a profile. Some of you might already be on…