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I love you two.

"I don't hate you" I told Antonio*, when I found out he was with someone new. I knew by the way they flashed their honey-moon phase relationship that they had just started dating, and probably just met. It was sickening, in your face, social media PDA. Only a month had past since we had went away together. I wasn't ignorant enough to consider the possibility they had met after the last time we had seen each other. There was an overlap.…

AWKWARD/WEIRD/EMBARRASSING HOOKUP STORIES OF THE WEEK

Hello Everyone! Thank you for (as always) sharing your most intimately/repulsive hookup moments with me. This week is especially exciting because someone finally submitted a story that I am in (fortunately it is embarrassing on their part and not mine.) Per usual I encourage you to submit your weird stories to be featured next week. 1.) It was Saco weekend and naturally every camper was horny. Went back to a guy's tent to hook up, bathing suit top came off, and…

15 AWKWARD/EMBARRASSING/WEiRD HOOKUP STORIES OF THE WEEK

Welcome back, weirdos. As always I'd like to thank you creeps for sharing your most intimate/repulsive moments with me. If you haven't read the awkward hookup series before, checkout the past few weeks for a good laugh (links at the bottom of the article.) These are my favorites this week.. 1.) I gave this guy a blowjob when I was 15 and after 15 minutes, he finished. Then, he sat me down on the ground (we were in the woods) and…

15 Bros Who Can't Take a Hint.

Many millennial women have one huge thing in common-- we fear the double-text. dou·ble - Text [duhb-uhl] - [tekst] verb:Texting someone again after they deliberately ignored you the first time.In a sentence:I want to see what Adam is doing tonight, but I can't double-text him. Ugh. For some reason, it appears that there are bros out there who are unaware that aggressive, repeated, one-sided conversations are not the route to a long-term relationship, hookup, etc. Here are 15 bros who haven't…

18 People Share Their Worst Date Ever.

I've had my share of bad dates, including one that ended in "you and me, we will never workout, but we should be sex friends" (although honestly that might not even have been the worst.) I asked my readers to tell me about THEIR worst date ever, and the responses were awesome. If you think you have either a terrible date story or an awkward hookup story, be sure to submit them. 1.) A guy picked me up at my house for…

Drunk Text Confessional

Freshman year of college I was using an older phone in between destroyed iPhones. Blackout one night I told the guy I was seeing that I never wanted to talk to him again, that he was a d-bag and should go fuck himself essentially. The next day I woke up and saw none of these text messages as I had cleared my inbox in order to make room for more texts (this was in 1895 of course.) I only became…

25 Awkward/Embarrassing/Weird Hookup Stories Revealed.

When I first reached out to people asking them to share their awkward hookup stories with me, I had no idea what to expect. For those of you easily discomforted-- this post is as uncensored as real life. Some of these stories will make you laugh, others will give you immense feelings of second hand embarrassment. Thank you for sharing these with me, I have to say I really enjoyed myself.   I had been talking to this guy from…

Black Coffee

My original plan was to head home to my hometown of Marshfield after work; plans changed to meeting up with my former roommate Sarah and series of sangria at Scoozi on Newbury street in Boston. Sarah convinced me to go to a party in Dorchester. I had been to an Dorchester party once before, it was crowded and smelled bad and I never felt the need to go back. I had work the next morning and nowhere to stay that…