Here at Sparkles & Secrets (Mackenzie’s couch) we love Chrissy Teigen. This bad bitch isn’t afraid to speak her mind, take off her clothes, and be her unapologetic self.
1.)
Only a few years of my life have been fucked up by social media I cannot IMAGINE those younger than me
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) September 30, 2014
2.)
saying you like nutella is saying you like pizza or frosting. of course you like it. it’s pizza. or frosting. — christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) September 30, 2014
3.)
I don’t care that the situation didn’t pay his taxes on 9 million dollars I’m very concerned the situation made 9 million dollars
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) September 24, 2014
4.)
Just realized I have no idea what jay and bey are running from — christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) September 21, 2014
5.)
I don’t know how to feel when you tell me you love my drunk tweeting when I’m not drunk
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) September 21, 2014
6.)
How much money would it take for you to poop on the sidewalk because I just saw someone do it for free — christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) September 20, 2014
7.)
Can someone with a butt tell me what it’s like to have one? Preferably the cons?
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) September 13, 2014
8.)
iWill 100% make fun of your apple watch — christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) September 10, 2014
9.)
What time are the games tonight? Just trying to calculate how long you will all be mad and disappointed at the NFL for.
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) September 8, 2014
10.)
Joan Rivers once asked to go through my underwear drawer. It was empty. She said she finally knew my talent. Top moment in life. — christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) September 4, 2014
11.)
i choose my gofundme’s carefully. none of them.
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) September 4, 2014
12.)
upsetting we live in a world where one cannot take molly and watch horses run in circles — christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) September 3, 2014
13.)
Can we just go ahead and arrest people who count down the days til someone is “of age”
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) September 2, 2014
14.)
I always have a note in my pocket that says “john did it” just in case I’m murdered because I don’t want him to remarry #truelove #tips — christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) August 30, 2014
15.)
More than 5 lines on your Instagram caption and you’re officially a fucking weirdo I don’t care how talented and awesome you are you are ODD
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) August 27, 2014
16.)
I like to send john nudes and say “sorry wrong person”
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) August 27, 2014
17.)
What is something healthy I can cook in the microwave that still has cheese and potatoes and perhaps a pasta element
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) August 19, 2014
18.)
If it starts with “this may be racist but” IT IS FOR SURE SUPER RACIST so just be confident in it
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) August 17, 2014
19.)
I just dumped wine into tequila and drank it with salmon so tomorrow should surely not be a barf fest at all
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) August 14, 2014
& most importantly.
20.)
I see your facetune
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) August 14, 2014
